December 2011
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world:...
– Tom Bodett (via tollyho)
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
Well…
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.